I`d like to take this oppor(TUNE)ity to welcome Liam the lemming (LEMM) to
Two Brits, now we have become Three Brits, (Brilliant bit of adding up
After alot a uming and arghing I decided to write a tune for this weeks TT
Its now 6pm Sat 11 Jan and I have no inspiration.
6,15pm - open can of beer
6.30pm - ha ha! I`ve found a chord sequence.
6.50pm - ha ha! I`ve found another one.
7.00pm - Time to tap out 4 channels of the chord sequence with the
Harpwave ( as I usual do ).
7.15pm - Time to do some string work. 5 channels this time. Just so I can
take full affect of the dischords.
7.20pm - I can`t get these bloody stings in tune.
7.30pm - There we go, changing the loop sorted that out.
8.00pm - Time for a Bassline, something simple me thinks.
8.15pm - Gone to open another can of beer. ( back soon )
8.30pm - All sounds a bit empty, maybe some twiddley bits will do the
8.45pm - That sounds fuller.
9.00pm - Percussion time.
9.30pm - Beer time.
10.00pm - drug time.
10.15pm - I suppose I`d better put a lead on this fu**er.
10.45pm - I seem to have a problem, My computers talking to me, and
whats worse I`m talking back to it! Beer time.
10.50pm - Damn, I`m missing a great film on telly. :(
10.55pm - Wow, I`ve done a whole 4 patterns, lasting 45 secs. That may
not be long enough.
11.00pm - Got to write some more chords.
11.15pm - 4 will do.
11.20pm - Hallucination alert! ( loud wooing noise and large red falshing
lights just to emphasize the fact ), oh, its OK, stand down, it
was just my refection in the mirror. ( wooo, scarey)
11.30pm - Must finish this soon!
11.45pm - ( Lots of pasting and cutting later ) Finnished ( IS THERE ONER
OR TOW M IN FINISHED, OH SHIT IVE HIT CAPSTION LOCK NO
THAT WAS TAB, BUT CLOSE, thats better.
Anyway I must stagger round to arghs now and get him to send this in.
It`s been lovly spending this time with you. Maybe next time you could
brung some birds (women) do u no how long its been since i saw a naked
women up close ( thats not including the magazines i`ve got ), god I feel
strange. I hop this tune sounds good in the morning.
Anyway this is what I did last night - Fun eh! NOT!
This is MR BALLISTIQUE to you sonny, signing off.
you all come back now, ya here. Greetz do follow =>
lemm - argh! - yannis - mick rippon - hunz - wave - mild - tito - beek -
lagster - smash - my mom - my dad - my gran - my grandad - my cousin dave
- his wife - their daughter - her son/daughter when shes old enough - my
son rhys - my baby that due next month - my ex wife - and anyone else that
knows me I hug and feel you private parts lovingly ( apart for the
kiddies and my ex wife cos thats sick)
If I wasn`t completly recked i`d finisg this tune proper like.
wow more space to right
now what shall i write
If your a women (Female),
single, 5'8" tall, not
fat and would like to
meat a well endowed man.
Then call my mate
bigassdick cos he`s kinda
lonley right now. and
looking for a bit of
U up for it.
e-mail me with your
What I did last night
by Ballistique \ TB
Bash shift f9 for strange
texty sort a thing.
I aint got a clue what
i`m talking about.
But who gives a shit.
:) I smile at u
running time - some mins
channels - a few