T.N.O.T.O.T.F. (tnototf.xm)

"There's Nothing On Top Of The Fridge" by Schpog Productions, (c) 1997, 1998.

Yep, this song is quite a few years old, but it's still a good one.
I figured I may as well upload it to the Mod Archive since it wasn't
there already.

Mail me if you liked it: mcgmed_gil.com.au
Here are the lyrics, for those of you who are interested:

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There's nothing on top of the fridge.

I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.

I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!

I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

Lard. Lard. Lard. Lard.

I'm not paying for that dust.

Stanley, it's still not right.  Play it again, with more feeling.
OK HUBERT, IF YOU INSIST.

STOP IT, STOP IT!  THIS IS STUPID!
No it isn't.  I think it was quite entertaining.
IT WAS AWFUL.
You don't know what you're talking about.  It was a great song.
SHUT UP.
No, YOU shut up.
ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
[punch]
Ahh!  Why you little-
[clang]
ARGH!
[sounds of a fight.  gunshot.]
HUBERT?  HUBERT?  ARE YOU ALIVE?  HUBERT?  OH DEAR.

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"There's Nothing On
Top Of The Fridge"
   {revised edition}
(c) 1997, 1998 Schpog
Productions. All of
the speech samples
are computer-generated
and devised by our
depraved minds & the
minds of those around
us. They are not meant
to make any sense
whatsoever.

This song should be
heard in stereo thru
headphones or big
speakers.

Tell us what you
think:
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