*cue announcer voice*
...Snufflufigus. But this time it was for real. He would do whatever it took to make that cat, no matter what. Watch Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, Keanu Reeves, and Snoop Dog team up to fight something they could never imagine...
MARMLADE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!
CAT: MMEEEOOOOWWW!!!
Samuel L. Jackson: SHIT!! Why the f*** they gotta be so many marmalde cats in the goddamn plane!?!
Keanu Reeves: I'm Neo, I will defeat you!
Michael Jackson: Uuunnhh!! Shuh de durka! Uuunnhh! OOOOOooooOOhhh! OOOOO YAH!
Snoop Dog: This cat's in the diggity doggity airizzle-plizzle!
Tom Cruise: *stares poignantly at camera*...
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...What the f***.
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Opens this summer. Hope you're not actually reading this, because it's a waste of time!!!!!!!!!