you resemble (you_resemble.mod)

another toonyscrod
by meester steinar of
hanissis 5 im sossie
dis von is 3:05 longy
and was ibly written
on 5th of june 1991
im afraid that i cant
say why your face
looks like a melting
slab of shite.but why
not eh.
why not.ill tell you
why not.because your
mother eats pot anus
for tea and horse
radish ice cream for
afters.thats why not.
y'know it seems daft
to be continually
writing messages that
about as funny as the
contents of a toilet
bowl after youve had
a large vindaloo.but
ive got bugger all
else to do so there.
sick message warning.
here it is:
my grans got nice
tits.and i fancy her.
can you get sicker.