sHit Machine vol. 83 (shit_machine_vol_83.xm)

ass rum - ormal
nare - ormal
nare - echno
ass rum - echno
trings
ow trings
ylophone - a#4
coustic ass
iano - d#4
amb - g4
ouse ass -f4
om -c4
om 2 -c4
rumpet -b4
lean uitar - a4
h losed - f 5
h pen - f 4
coustic uitar -d4
haker -f5
rash ymbal - b4
ide ymbal -f5

-sHit Machine vol. 83-
(the sick, wicked mix)
   This commercially
     viable piece of
     dance shit was
     brought to you
         today by
      Black Fox/AV
             for
   Cruelisation vol. 3

"Let there be music"
and there was.
But with the music
was sent something
of pure evil - the
charts. Thus, the
commandments of
music popularity were
named: Thou shalt
appeal to thy lowest
common denominator.
Thou shalt not be
original. Thou shalt
not make music for
any purpose other
than for hitting no.1.
And lo, those who
betrayed these
commandments were
cast out and forced
underground, while
the righteous made it
onto compilation CDs.
And so it was that
teenyboppers would
buy these chart
topping hits and throw
underwear at its
creators, unaware
that the charts were
but a tipped scale...

p.s. before you start
whingeing about the
pissweak leads,
bear in mind that
there really weren't
any in the pack to
start with...

i dunno, maybe i'm
being a bad tradesman
and blaming my tools..
i'm sure if WAVE
entered again, he's
managed to find
some hidden lead sound
somewhere and is
going to kick all our
arses again...
         ...ah well...




And it was also ruled
that these chart
topping fools would
consist mainly of
a singing bimbo
and a guy who
thinks he can rap
(order 13 - 22 if you
wanna try it karaoke..
just remember to
finish your rap with
the name of the song
so the bimbo can start
wailing it again...)


And the sampletext
would go on...

     ...and so it did.




it is a sin...
     ...to be original






...btw, of COURSE it's
meant to be CHEESY.
that's the POINT! i'm
writing in CAPITALS.

good luck hunz + wave!

              yo yo yo
bass drum - normal

i probably amped
this one











oh so pointless
snare - normal

       gone












hidden text
snare - techno














everywhere
bass drum - techno














hidden patterns
strings

icky loop












duh.. where?
low strings

       gone too












boring
xylophone - a#4

    and this one





pattern D is just to
break the monotony





typing
Acoustic bass

enveloped :)












crap
piano - d#4

looped..
               ..why??











in here
tamb - g4




don't wote for me!









why am i
house bass -f4

enveloped too


wooowowooowooooooooooo
yeyeyeaaeeaaahhh
woooobaybeeeeeeeeeeeee
oowoowwwooowwwooohhhhh
aaaaayyeeeheeeeeeaaahh
yaah yaah yaah yaah




doing it?
tom -c4














phuknose.
tom 2 -c4














feel like it
trumpet -b4

looped





i challenge anyone
to read ALL the
hidden text




cuz i'm bored
Clean Guitar - a4

removed












as
hh closed - f 5

this has a glitch
but who cares











hell
hh open - f 4

this sample was
slightly glitchfixed
by me :)


"...sir, that is
complete and
total SHASH."
               -Kryten




i wrote this
acoustic guitar -d4

absent





2 minutes
33 seconds
of shit




tune in one
shaker -f5














day btw...
crash cymbal - b4

missing






why was this one
so flucked up?




so do all
ride cymbal -f5

back in 5 mins






write a lot, don't i?





the chart toppers