relax on your pizza (relaxonyourpizza.xm)

Overall Impression (3/10)

Goosebumps because of the counterfeit notes.
The first two patterns are ok, but this composer makes about every mistake in the manual.
It is false.

Technique, Arrangement, Composition (4/10)

No effects used and a bad structure. The first two patterns are ok as said above, but would be better if they were reversed. The bassdrum takes out the tempo, so should have played first. When the bassline steps up, the song would almost get some energy.

The ideas are simple but clear, but the execution is beneath contempt.

Development (2/10)

Enough said about pattern 0 and 1.
After that everything is counterfeit: the pianomelody is ridiculous, the drums are not in place and please do not listen to the strings with the piano in pattern 8, because your ears could be bleeding.

Creativity (4/10)

No melodic development at all and still creative. Is this possible? Yes. Funny enough it is. Maybe this composer was a bit wasted or very tired when he made this. Maybe the composer is very young or very unexperienced.
You get the drift of his ideas, but I have to assess the merits of the work and it is just not good.

Enjoyment (2/10)

No, it does not work.
It is a bad piece of music.