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B O N D A G E
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by James 'eVOLVE'
Hamer-Morton
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This is the theme tune
for a spoof James Bond
CGI Movie.
It's quite a strange
song, but it's quite
funny... especially
when I had to sing
'bondage', very loud
in front of quite a
lot of people.
Anyway... I hope you
enjoy this song...
Please mail me your
comments at:
James_unframed.org
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Vocals by James
'eVOLVE' Hamer-Morton
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Lyrics:
He walks and laughs
at danger, where
others run away.
Although in all
likelyhood, he won't
live to see another
day.
He is the best they've
got and he'll never
stop to stay.
He uses the finest
equipment like his
Walter PPK.
BONDAGE BONDAGE
BONDAGE BONDAGE
He's James Bondage
for sure.
BONDAGE BONDAGE
BONDAGE BONDAGE
He'll never be sore.
No matter how you lay.
You'll never find a
better man to finish
his duties.
He won't complain
about food if it's
Sausage chips and peas
He'll last through
anything, anyone can
throw.
My advice to his
enemies is surely to
lie low. - But that
won't stop that Mr.
BONDAGE BONDAGE
BONDAGE BONDAGE
He knows how to score.
No matter what they
say.
BONDAGE BONDAGE
BONDAGE BONDAGE
He's begging for more.
Why won't you come and
play?
BONDAGE BONDAGE...
etc...
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James 'eVOLVE'
Hamer-Morton
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James_unframed.org
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Ratings
(8 / 10)
(Unrated)
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Basically, it's your normal, everyday James Bond opening/credits theme song... but with a slight twist. It's kind of a parody of sorts with an ever-so-slight innuendo-driven undertone. There's nothing explicit in the lyrics, but at the same time, it's pretty clear what was intended.
As for the music itself? Pretty darn good. I'd say it's definitely up there with The Living Daylights theme by A-Ha (or the S3M cover available here), at least!
A very enjoyable listen I can easily recommend to anyone with who likes wordplay.