Procrastinate (procrast.xm)

"Procrastinate" by Schpog Productions:
A sendup of "Holiday" by Madonna.

Song Lyrics:

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Procrastinate
Refrigerate
Procrastinate
Refrigerate

If I took my Chevrolet
Pushed it out into the bay
Then I'm sure you can bet
It would get very wet.

Chevrolet
In the bay
Chevrolet
In the bay

I did not have sexual relations
With that woman, Miss Lewinsky (Lewinsky)
These allegations are false
And I need to get back to work for the American people.

Chevrolet
In the bay
Refrigerate (Lewinsky)
Procrastinate

(cat solo)

Ow.  Ow!  Hey, stop it!  You stupid animal.
Owww!  Right, time for shock therapy.

(explosion)

Dammit, the power has gone.  I can't see where I'm going!
Aarrgh! Aaaaaaaaaargh!  Ow!  My head!

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(c) 1999, 2002.  All copyrights cheerfully violated.  E-mail us: mcgmed_gil.com.

Another marvellous
morsel of musical
misunderstanding
dished up by Schpog
Productions.
All voices are
computer-generated
on my own PC.
Other samples have
been stolen from a
variety of sources.
Or perhaps sauces?
Who cares? The title
says it all - I have a
big assignment due in
several hours.
This is a sendup of
Madonna's 1983 hit
"Holiday".
Tell me what you think

mcgmed_gil.com.au

(c) 1999 Schpog
Productions.

PS - If your name
happens to be Madonna,
Bill Clinton or Monica
Lewinsky, and you're
angry at me for this
song, I didn't make it
and I don't exist. I'm
a figment of your
tormented imagination.