The Pickle Jar (lh-pickl.it)

     The Pickle Jar
       by LabHair
 (labhair_uniserve.com)
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Yes, the pickle jar.
More and more women seem
to be opening their own
pickle jars.  They do not
realize that we men
derive great satisfaction
from saving their day.
Women:  never open your
own pickle jars.  The
worst that can happen is
that your man cannot open
it himself.  In this case
Murphy's Law will allow
you to easily open it
immediately after, at
which time your man will
say, "I loosened it for
you."

After having this
discussion with my girl-
friend I was in just the
right mood to finally
finish this song.  The
dedication, therefore,
again goes to my lovable
wuvable Heather.  Thanks
dear!
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guitarlow.myth
guitarmid.myth
guitarhigh.myth




hihat(loop).acumen

hihat
smack



hit
drumloop.acumen
drum/hihat
scratch.cirrus/labhair









bassdrum.acumen
cymbolsweep.maz







oceanchord.labhair
guitar.chacra/labhair

hihat
Hit snaredrum

bassdrum
drumloop
softcrash.labhair
accent1.labhair
accent2.labhair
loopleft.labhair
loopright.labhair
wyrd.labhair
bass.labhair
loopedbass

Apologies to those sample
makers whose names got
lost somewhere along the
line.