Intense Sloth Racing (mado_-_sloth.it)

HOLY SHIT
THE SLOTHS ARE GOING SUPER FAST
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
HOLY SHOHMYGODDDDDDDDDDD

LOOK AT HOW FAST THEY MOVE
AAAAAAAAAA
THE SLOTHS ARE GOING AROUND THE COURSE LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW
AND SONIC JUST FELL INTO A POND OF WATER AND TURTLE OFFSPRING
POOR HEDGEHOG
THE SLOTHS THEY STILL GO

HOLY SHIT, ONE JUST FELL OFF THE TRACK
ITS FALLING TO ITS DOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO INTENSE
NO END IN SIGHT

THE SLOTH IS ABOUT TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE
OH NO
THERES A COMPETITOR
ITS NECK AND NECK
AND THE WINNER IS

DRUMROLL PLEASE

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THE WINNER IS THE ANT THAT WAS BUSY CARRYING THE CORPSE OF A DEAD
MOUSE

WHAT ARE MICE DOING IN THE ANTARTICAN ICE CAPS

THANKS FOR WATCHING THIS AMAZINGLY INTENSE RACE

i need to go to bed so bad i think im losing my mind

So, this is my pet sloth
her name is "Slothia"
yes, it's a she.
She is very cute
and I love and cherish
her so much.
If something bad happened
to her I'd cry.
I hear about those sloth
racing championships, and
What if a sloth gets hurt
I mean, that would not
go over well with PETA.
I don't send up my baby
to those races... She
could die and I don't
want that to happen.
Which is why I send it in
to bear hunting contests
instead. Those things are
100% safe. I don't need
to worry about her there.
I love you Slothia! ^U^